Everyone knows Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, as the king of workplace humor. His brilliant insights into the crazy world of business have long been on display in his hugely popular comic strip and bestselling books like The Dilbert Principle. But theres much more to life than work, and it turns out that the man behind Dogbert and the Pointy-Haired Boss has an equally outrageous take on life outside the cubicle.

Now Adams ventures into uncharted territory in this hilarious collection of more than 150 short pieces on everything from lunar real estate to exploding bladders, not to mention politics, religion, dating, underwear, alien life, and the menace of car singing.

In his essays on Helpful Critical Guy syndrome (HCGS) and the Who Cares Most (WCM) Method, Adams shares his recently acquired insights on married life. He shares his diet secret that involves experiencing a wrenching personal problem to lose weight or, if that fails, buying stretch pants and growing a goatee. He also gives expert advice on how to appear smarter than you are (two words: zeitgeist and eponymous).

Adams isnt afraid to confront the most pressing questions of our day, such as the pros and cons of toothpaste smuggling, why kangaroos dont drive cars, and whether or not Jesus would approve of your second iPod.

His optimistic cynicism enlivens his no-holds-barred rants about stupidity, Komodo dragons, getting old, nose snorkeling, and the end of humanity.

He even takes us behind the scenes of his process for creating Dilbert, showing a series of strips that he wasnt allowed to run in their original form. And he reveals why a syndicated comic strip can never show a police officer firing a gunbut a donut that shoots bullets is totally fine.